Leeron Heywood Writing

The Straightest Queer Honour Guard

Lisa took a deep breath and tried to think of a diplomatic way of saying this. She really didn’t want to shout at her brother when he was trying to help…

To This Day Button Is A Bachelor

“Is this the, um, ‘Gay Animal Sanctuary’?” “Please tell me you’re here to ask about volunteering, not to read me a church screed…”

Engraved By A Thousand Passing Souls

Master Yorick sighed. “If by ‘it’ you mean ‘the concerted collaboration of thousands of souls across a timespan which makes us look like mayflies’… yes, that’s it.”

Building A New Shell To Grow Into

Mum’s off in full DIY flow again, me just nodding along. But it’s nice. Nice that she’s treating this like just another family project.

The Start Of A Delicious Daily Ritual

The first half of my first day at university had gone pretty well. Introductions, inductions, and a tour around campus. Now time for lunch…

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