Finally, The Perfect Size

“Bella?” Ms Winters said from the doorway. “There’s a couple here looking to adopt you.” “They won’t…”

The Invisible Undergrad

Hanna, student support counsellor, looked up as her door opened and smiled at the hula hoop levitating at shoulder height. “Oh, hello Greg! How are you today?”

Let Me Just Slip Into Something A Little More Space-Worthy

“Dr Wiggins?” “Carla, please.” She said carelessly, looking up from her starship prep. “You’re the witness, right? From the record office.” “Ah, actually…”

More Like Super-Sensitivity

“Er, hello? I was wondering if you have any nose plugs which would work for humans?”

Both Curses And Blessings Must Follow The Rules

“Pardon??” The fey spluttered, so shocked that for a moment it almost lost the glamour, showing a far more inhuman form. “You want to CURSE YOUR OWN BABY?”