Only Controlled Deaccelleration Is Our Motto

“D-don’t you think you’re going too fast??” “Not at all! My route and associated velocities are calculated based on air traffic reports and your chosen arrival time. I can assure you we are travelling at the perfect-”

Sir Clumsy Chuck's Fortunate Trip

Charles awkwardly straightened his cravat for the umpteenth time. Of course he’d finally achieve his goal of being the target of a royal feast, making his family proud, and it would happen like THIS!

Have You Bitten My Brother? 2

The docs say I’m human. Now I just have to survive my parents being mad…

A Fabulous Fabella's Birthday

To be fair, normally getting children to write letters to their favourite fictional characters was a perfectly harmless activity…

Have You Bitten My Brother?

If the legends are wrong, I’m alone for 65 days of arctic winter. If the legends are true, I’m about to face vampires.

Stalking The Shadow Skulker

From the moment I saw that fire flickering through the trees, I knew my quest for revenge was almost over. But there were surprises waiting…

Remnants Of Love And Shortbread

“Avaunt, restless spirit!” “SHAN’T!”

An Unamused Muse Persists

Of all the times Addyth had wished muses could turn corporeal just to shake people, this was the worst. If she didn’t figure something out soon the poor idea seed would wither!

Proper Planetary Cleansing Protocol

The galactic council are once again faced with their most problematic prison planet asking for an extension, claiming 'record loss'…