It's Not The Fact You Aren't Human, I Just Want To Stay Professional

“I, uh, I’m flattered-” Captain Jones stammered, and the ship’s computing core whirring into overdrive told him that “LISA” had successfully extrapolated from there.

Regression To Norm

Norman Smith had been voted the most boring person at every school he’d attended, which was particularly impressive given none of them had ever put “most boring” on the list of categories to vote for.

Joint Deprogramming For A Better World

Just imagine - if he’d been carrying any other book, she would have left him as a squirrel…

Tender Ears

Familiarity doesn’t always breed contempt, but when society already considers you a target…

My Longest-Lived Creation

I reminisce with a character who’s been with me longer than I’ve truly been me.