Welcome To Backroom Lilliput I come around in a strangely shaped puffy… bed? The ceiling above me is so poorly lit it looks like cardboard. Where AM I??
Definitely Some Kind Of Karma I wish I knew what I’d DONE in my previous life to get stuck with this. Am I being punished? Rewarded? Or just put to work?
A Duty Undone, A Soul Recalled I wake disoriented. For a moment I wonder if my memories - collecting the crystals, receiving the gods’ power, and sealing the Grasping One - were merely a wild dream.
Seven Generations Of Excellent Literary Management Ugh. They’re arguing again. What a terrible waste of an otherwise pleasant afternoon. I sigh and stretch one paw towards the flirtatious sunbeam…
The Cult Of Galactic Understanding No! I was sure this would prove my stupid sister WRONG! Now my nose’s bleeding and my Communion Chip won’t.. Stop. Buzzing.
An Oath Made To Lunaria Every morning my first action is to touch the Oathgem at my neck and reaffirm my duties. But today I find crumbling, melting shards which fall from the pendent at the slightest touch…
Blink And You'll Hear It I thought this was going to be a nice, easy job. After all the supernatural threats I’ve hunted and wrangled, this one sounded well-behaved…
Sleep Deep And Be Called I wake in a jolt, mid-step, my limbs flailing. It’s just like the others described - which means I’ve fallen victim to the curse.
A Sacred Second Betrothal Icy wind whips against my face, yet the snow doesn’t touch me, flakes drifting coyly close only to flit away, leaving my wedding suit perfectly dry.