Negotiating With A Genie âHm.â A pair of glasses appeared on the genieâs nose, and a stack of books poofed into existence around him. âWhat kind of flight did you have in mind?â
A Strange Domestic Bliss âMy love.â Clifford said solemnly. âMy muscle-bound pearl. My robust rose. While I would never denigrate your prowess or forceful presence⌠I have met your mother.â
Coaching Your Human Is A Valuable Soft Skill Part of being a magical therapy dog is having trained in employee protection laws. As applies to both you AND your client.
Gob Neighbours Mildred was in the middle of what she expected to be a perfectly normal delivery when⌠âA goblin!â As one the cooking staff - and the goblin - turned to look.
Diner Etiquette For Nowhere Nowhere-On-Particular was a strange little riverside town. Quiet. Too worn-down to count as âquaintâ. Cassie wasnât planning on staying long...
Literary Genius Unthwarted By Death I must confess, I have double-guessed my plan of haunting my favourite pen many times in the subsequent decades wasted lurking in this blasted antiques shop.
Birthday Supplications âPRESENT YOUR TRIBUTE, FOOLISH MORTALS, AND PRAY THAT I DEEM IT WORTHY!â âWell, um, I brought party hatsâŚâ âOOH, GIMMIE!â
Pairing Echoes I know desperation when I see it. Any seller of, ahem, metaphysically enhanced items develops that sense quicklyâŚ
Portrait Perfect Memories I rarely accept business call-outs in the middle of the night, but Aldreda was in my, ahem, social circle, and sounded deeply upsetâŚ
Life In Waves âWhat do you mean, âthe river doesnât want to be dammedâ?â Robert scoffed, his elegantly waxed moustache bristling at the absurdity.