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Leeron Heywood Writing

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humour

A collection of 26 issues

Only Controlled Deaccelleration Is Our Motto

“D-don’t you think you’re going too fast??” “Not at all! My route and associated velocities are calculated based on air traffic reports and your chosen arrival time. I can assure you we are travelling at the perfect-”

Sir Clumsy Chuck's Fortunate Trip

Charles awkwardly straightened his cravat for the umpteenth time. Of course he’d finally achieve his goal of being the target of a royal feast, making his family proud, and it would happen like THIS!

Remnants Of Love And Shortbread

“Avaunt, restless spirit!” “SHAN’T!”

Proper Planetary Cleansing Protocol

The galactic council are once again faced with their most problematic prison planet asking for an extension, claiming 'record loss'…

The Unrepentant Rift Tearer

With an alien force devouring all matter in its path, humanity was desperate enough to try anything. Even unleashing the last reality-destroying threat they’d only just managed to contain.

Welcome To Backroom Lilliput

I come around in a strangely shaped puffy… bed? The ceiling above me is so poorly lit it looks like cardboard. Where AM I??

Definitely Some Kind Of Karma

I wish I knew what I’d DONE in my previous life to get stuck with this. Am I being punished? Rewarded? Or just put to work?

A Glitch In The Foundation

That was the problem with children these days - they weren’t raised to ‘know’ that anything impossible they saw simply hadn’t happened.

Migration Routes Have Shifted In The Last Millennia

Now, Oscar was used to trying to shoo people out of protected waters. But before they’d always been, well, VEHICLES where they shouldn’t be. Whereas this…

A Fountain Of Frozen Secrets

Today the statue was expected to melt, so nobody was in the town square. That would be uncouth.