Impassioned Missives From Beyond
My dearest Beatrice, I pray my words reach you. Surely, your love being as strong as mine, even the astral plane cannot halt the communion of our souls! For I fear I am indeed dead.
Topic
humour
A collection of 34 issues
Mr Grumpy's Secret Soul
Every day I wonder if this was intended as some twisted mercy, or if that wretched angel came up with a torture so fiendish it never wouldâve occurred to ME, a proud denizen of hell itself.
April Vampires!
Immortality is great and all, but being twenty-six forever gets old - for the people around you, if nothing else.
Negotiating With A Genie
âHm.â A pair of glasses appeared on the genieâs nose, and a stack of books poofed into existence around him. âWhat kind of flight did you have in mind?â
Literary Genius Unthwarted By Death
I must confess, I have double-guessed my plan of haunting my favourite pen many times in the subsequent decades wasted lurking in this blasted antiques shop.
Birthday Supplications
âPRESENT YOUR TRIBUTE, FOOLISH MORTALS, AND PRAY THAT I DEEM IT WORTHY!â âWell, um, I brought party hatsâŚâ âOOH, GIMMIE!â
Good Sportshumanship
Gusâs cussing at his holo-screen was interrupted with a call from Tim. âHey, finally got a break. Are you watching the match?â
Haunting & Hexes Helpline
âHello, this is âHaunting & Hexes Helplineâ, whatâs your magical malady?â âI, uh⌠think I might have cursed someone?â
Only Controlled Deaccelleration Is Our Motto
âD-donât you think youâre going too fast??â
âNot at all! My route and associated velocities are calculated based on air traffic reports and your chosen arrival time. I can assure you we are travelling at the perfect-â
Sir Clumsy Chuck's Fortunate Trip
Charles awkwardly straightened his cravat for the umpteenth time. Of course heâd finally achieve his goal of being the target of a royal feast, making his family proud, and it would happen like THIS!