Netherworld Botany Conference Newbie
At least baffling ominous prophecies encouraged investment in research.
Topic
humour
A collection of 26 issues
Sir, This Is A 24/7
This was what she got for slipping off-script and opening with “Are you ok??” rather than the usual “Can I get you anything?”. The guy being wild-eyed and covered with lacerations had thrown her. Not the usual kinda weird for overnight shift, even at a 24/7 gas-and-shopping place.
Viciously Violent Verbosity
As alliteration assembles arcane arcs, the entire market trembles. The glottal hags are fighting AGAIN.
A Perfectly Normal Approach
It’s nothing. I mean, it’s perfectly normal to mess around and experiment with your avatars, right? Especially when you always end up having a dozen characters in each game you play. That’s just… everyone does that. It’s NORMAL.
Princess Ferret In Taffeta
There’s no weary sigh quite like a child’s weary sigh. Wholehearted and unburdened by proportional perspective. “That’s not what a ferret princess would sound like, Mummy!”
Bad Smudge! Bad Present!
Pets mean well, but somehow always seem to have the worst timing.