Birthday Supplications âPRESENT YOUR TRIBUTE, FOOLISH MORTALS, AND PRAY THAT I DEEM IT WORTHY!â âWell, um, I brought party hatsâŚâ âOOH, GIMMIE!â
Pairing Echoes I know desperation when I see it. Any seller of, ahem, metaphysically enhanced items develops that sense quicklyâŚ
Portrait Perfect Memories I rarely accept business call-outs in the middle of the night, but Aldreda was in my, ahem, social circle, and sounded deeply upsetâŚ
Life In Waves âWhat do you mean, âthe river doesnât want to be dammedâ?â Robert scoffed, his elegantly waxed moustache bristling at the absurdity.
Haunting & Hexes Helpline âHello, this is âHaunting & Hexes Helplineâ, whatâs your magical malady?â âI, uh⌠think I might have cursed someone?â
Handling Inter-Realm Travel At Peak Maggy strode into the Cross-Vale checkpoint with the confident swagger of the most senior employee present. Viewed as the backbone of the team, she was a certified Good Dog.
Have You Bitten My Brother? 2 The docs say Iâm human. Now I just have to survive my parents being madâŚ
A Fabulous Fabella's Birthday To be fair, normally getting children to write letters to their favourite fictional characters was a perfectly harmless activityâŚ
Have You Bitten My Brother? If the legends are wrong, Iâm alone for 65 days of arctic winter. If the legends are true, Iâm about to face vampires.